June 13, 2003

Thanks Richard H. Kranz

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER : The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE : Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up
to code.

DACHSHUND : You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER : Make me.

LAB : Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can
I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

GERMAN SHEPHERD : I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and
make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to
take
advantage of the situation.

BEAGLE : Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER : I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.

POODLE : I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL : Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

DOBERMAN : While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER : Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark......

CHIHUAHUA : Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND : Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

POINTER : I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND : It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD : First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG : Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb?

HOUND DOG : ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

CATS : Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,
the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
HAVE STAFF...


Posted by Riza Rivera at June 13, 2003 3:41 PM