February 5, 2008

funny stuff

HEALTH ALERT :

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer ( WORK ). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK , put your jacket on and take two
good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter ( BEER ). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system

The only permanent cure seems to be to
Remove-Extraneous-Time-Inducing-Reactions-Entirely (RETIRE).

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Posted by Riza Rivera at February 5, 2008 9:54 AM